At last weekend's Malvern Autumn Festival in the UK, growers from across the Isles showed off the truly frightening proportions that vegetables can grow to, headlined by massive pumpkins brought in on a forklift.

4th place winner Tim Saint transported his whopping 667 lbs. pumpkin in a trailer to display at the event held over the weekend in England's Worcestershire.

Even though he needed a pallet, trailer, and industrial strapping to move the thing, his was a small fry compared to Curtis Leach's 1st prize-winning pumpkin that arrived at weights usually reserved for cars.

At 638 kilograms, or 1,373 lbs, the gargantuan gourd was 40 kilograms more than the second-place entry, but half as heavy as the current Guinness World Record for heaviest pumpkin, which was 2,700 pounds.

"I grew a 667 lbs. pumpkin this year which I'm delighted at," said Mr. Saint. "I've been growing pumpkins for 20 years and that's the biggest I've ever done It's got to be over 3ft tall at least, I'm 6ft tall myself and it's big."

"The secret is just plenty of water and manure, plenty of cow manure especially," added Mr. Saint, who did take 1st prize for largest beetroot. "It takes a lot of water, I normally give it five watering cans of water a day."

One of the largest harvest festivals in the UK, there are 35 categories for giant or long vegetables, and this year 8 new world records were set, including for Largest Runner Bean Leaf, Heaviest Runner Bean, Tallest Tomatillo Plant, Longest Luffa, Heaviest Bell Pepper, Heaviest Cucumber, Heaviest Broad Bean, and Longest Broad Bean.

Ian Stott brought along a 49-pound cabbage which secured him second spot on the winner's podium this year.

"It's 22kg and about four-and-a-half feet wide," he said proudly, adding that "it's not been a good year for cabbages, it was so hot at the beginning of the season."

"You've got to have the right seed and Mother Nature needs to be on your side… They weren't that big this year. I've had them 6ft across and it's a bit hard to not break leaves off him," said Mr. Stott, who lost out on 1st prize to Annette Stone, who managed to break 54 pounds with her cabbage.

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